meme time: Google verbs
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

Arne needs #'s.
Um...okay. I don't really like talking on the phone that much, but if Google says it, it must be true!

Arne looks like a toker too.
*snicker*

Arne says deficits [are sexier than Paris Hilton]!
Well...I'm not sure I can argue with that too much. She'd be attractive if she weren't, you know, Paris Hilton.

Arne wants to destroy the tree.
Where's my chainsaw?!

Arne does YIMBY.
I have no idea what this means. I followed the link, and it's a picture of a dude holding a bushel of apples. Canadian apples.

Arne hates animated emoticons.
Hear hear!

Arne asks how you doin'?
Yeah, baby. How *you* doin'?

Arne likes to work out, swim, skydive (one jump so far, but more to come), snowboard, travel in Africa and elsewhere, film and watch movies, listen to music...
Nice! Except...well...no, I'm not allowed, I'm not coordinated enough, I'd love to, watch movies yes, doesn't everybody...

Arne eats by himself after practice.
*sniff*

Arne wears corsets?!
Hahaha. Full disclosure, that wasn't the top answer, but it was the funniest.

Arne was arrested for using a curseword while addressing an officer.
Fight the power, me! Amusingly, this was even from the Gainesville Sun.

Arne loves Guitar Hero...he really does.
Yeah, that's a pretty fun game. I don't think I can make my tongue do that, though.